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THE MAD MAN AT MAC
♥ Sunday, September 05, 2010 @ 10:34 PM

A few days ago at Mac, there was a mad man who came forward and ask me for food. I was nt even eating anything! i was like camping there with my notes and listening to songs. So, i felt this strong presence of someone standing really close to me and for very long.. so i looked up and found this Indian man talking to me but i cannot hear anything lolll (actually it was very funny)

Somemore i am sure he was there for quite some time lor. So i pulled off my earpiece and found out i still dont get what he say la. Thn he got irritated with me and he just walked to the table beside me. It was only thn i found out he asking for food pls. And i was like secretly laughing to myself cos it's abit funny tt
1) he is asking me for food when i'm nt eating?!
2) A mad and hungry person got irritated by my v slow reaction
3) the man he was asking for food was eating the fish burger and he was like O.O "er.. nono.." wah damn hilarious i want to laugh even as i type this.

So he doesnt give up and he goes table by table and he talks to himself on the way. And i just lost interest and went back to my own stuff la. AFTER AWHILE!!! There was like this damn freaking loud BIANG!!!!! which was so loud i can hear it damn clearly even whn i was blasting songs frm my mp4. Whn i look up I TELL YOU DAMN DRAMA, half of the mac gone alr. i can still see ppl FLEEing pls. like literally running away. The mad man was on the floor and there were broken glass (FRM WHERE I STILL DONT KNW) and there was table flipped over and all the chairs fallen on the floor bla bla and i need to emphasize, half the mac customers abandoned their food and ran.

LOL i was srsly thinking maybe i'm supposed to run too? like Um, i'm probably in danger isit? But i freaking lazy and slow (everyone left alr what) and i still need pack my notes... so i decided to stay. Brave anot HAHA While i sat there i smsed sabrina and told her got mad man at mac i v scared... HAHAHHAA

And because BRAVE ME stayed behind, i got to see what happened after that. He sat there for quite awhile until i start to think maybe i'm very safe.. haha. I think he hurt his leg lor.. he was like mumbling to himself (think he is swearing) thn he struggled to stand up after awhile. It was quite a view cos mac was really quite empty SUDDENLY, and it all happened directly infront of me, like probably 2 tables away. So it's sth like one to one. HAHA Anw, he stood up and he put the table and chairs back to positions. LOL nt bad right?

thn a brave auntie who works in mac came up clean the mess and thn she fleed to the manager and complained like "wah lao got siao lang" or sth HAHA cos after tt the manager rushed to the mad man and scolded him. The manager is a woman leh, very brave. And after a short negotiation... (i still witness him trying to shove his hp to the manager like trying to use tt as the bill or sth, which the manager rejected haha) he sat still at one table and the manager gave him a cup of..... PLAIN WATER! HAHAHA honestly i thought she was gonna buy him food or what. He finished the drink and he keeps asking for one more LOL but ofcourse the manager didnt give him anymore la.

I observed him for so long i actually feel pity for him i was gonna buy food for him lor. He damn freaking thin leh. And when i was considering if i shld get sth for him, THN!!! AT THIS TIME, a girl (younger than me!) WALKS UP TO HIM AND GAVE HIM LIKE A LARGE COKE OR STH. woah brave. So many brave woman hor nowadays. LOL i was rlly afraid to give him food cos i scared he will keep asking and i rlly scared he will follow me home ltr cos it was like 11pm alr. SO anyway, he just keeps talking to himself and scaring new customers and thn he left after v long la..

but i found it quite amusing that after half of the mac fled, new bunch of people came so damn fast and they were like v happy to find almost all the seats empty.. and all along i was thinking that they didnt knw what just happened a few minutes ago? And some ppl sat v close to the mad man cos he looks quite normal sitting there drinking the drink. I mean, until he keeps talking to himself la.. thn ppl start to move away again.


tts like comfirm the most interesting thing tt happened tt day.




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