MUST blog about some funny story before i forget about them.

This one is uber funny, prepare!!!

1) 2 days ago i went to buy my jodi picoult's new book. (i noted in my book the day of release but i totally FORGOT ok?! no wonder i've been having this strong feeling tt i forgot sth impt) Anyway, so i have this impression that jodi's newsletter said the new book comes with a CD so when i was paying at the cashier i asked her,

"where's the cd ar?"

the cashier is super funny, she went to flip the book etc LOOKING FOR THE CD which is QUESTION MARK. make me think that maybe the CD is somehow slipped inside the book or sth...? but she obviously couldnt find it but refuses to look at me so she continued searching the book but obviously there's nt rlly alot of places to search in a book..

couldnt stand it so i asked her "um, is it dont have the cd?" (cos nt very sure myself)
and she replied me "um i dont knw...... what cd?"

LOL wts?? she doesnt even knw what CD i talking about and she searched the book for it?!


WAIT, this is not the funny part la, i just like to digress.. it's coming!!!


So i paid for the book and when i turned around, my coins dropped onto the floor. From the queue i heard the boyfriend told his gf that "Eh got coin here, you want pick up anot?"

so i was secretly thinking, whattttt, IS MINE. AHHAA so i faster glance from the corner of my eye to see where he is pointing at. After picking up coins infront of me, i made my way confidently to where he pointed at and squat down RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM and tried to pick up................


THIS BLACK SPOT?????

LOL. when i squat down and saw that it's a black spot my face was like


But inside me i'm feeling

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The boyfriend was like "eh... NO NON NOOOO!" BUT IT'S ALL TOO LATE

T.T

(in case ppl dont get it, when i dropped my coins got the sound right? So the boyfriend played around with the gf telling her the black spot was a coin la.)

Couldnt help it so i broke into laughter (abit too loud type due to embarrassment) thn i struggled to stand up cos was laughing too hard. The boyfriend was like "noo noo...ahhhhhahaha,er.... sorry sorry..." THEN i did something RIDICULOUS i........

smacked him very hard on the arm.

You know i got this laughing habit that i will start beating ppl when laughing too hard??

TOTALLY wanted to die after i did that. Like picking a black spot is not enough.

The girlfriend and boyfriend both stared at me in horror and the bf was non stop apologizing. Think i went abit mad after that so i laughed all the way out of popular. Met them outside popular again and the bf tapped me on the shoulder to say sorry again.

so i laughed all the way home.

Too embarrassed but at the same time, amazed by self.


p.s/ SORRY LA, cannot type story in short and sweet way.



2) Note: not very funny but still.

Today on the bus a man boarded the bus from the back door. Tried to tap the machine with his mastercard. I can see very clearly from my view cos i was sitting at the seat just infront of the back door. The bus waited for around 5 min - bus driver screaming at him to come infront; women beside telling him he is using the wrong card; woman still showed him sample of ezlink (i find this abit funny); man refused to listen and kept trying to tap his mastercard; bus driver's face going red.

I dont understand why the bus driver cant just freaking drive the bus and ignore him, but anyway in the end a woman paid for the man and the bus moved on. Man still non stop trying out his master card and still switched different machines to try out. He alighted at the next stop.

Waste the woman's money can anot. I BET he is going to board another bus and do his mastercard thing all over again.